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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description>This blog was inspired by internet radio host and author Dan Savage and his cleaver naming of santorum as “the frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the by-product of anal sex.”  If you are not familiar with this term, it is in reference to the Republican nominee hopeful and self proclaimed “Champion of Faith and Families,” Rick Santorum (an anti-gay rights fascist POS).

Thank you, Dan, for creating the best thing since adding “in bed” and “in the bathroom” to the end of fortune cookie fortunes; Reading Rick Santorum Headlines.</description><title>Santorum Headlines</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @santorumheadlines)</generator><link>http://santorumheadlines.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>"Will Santorum drop out?"</title><description>“Will Santorum drop out?”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/post-partisan/post/will-santorum-drop-out/2012/04/03/gIQAF0LAtS_blog.html" target="_blank"&gt;http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/post-partisan/post/will-santorum-drop-out/2012/04/03/gIQAF0LAtS_blog.html&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://santorumheadlines.tumblr.com/post/20442633254</link><guid>http://santorumheadlines.tumblr.com/post/20442633254</guid><pubDate>Tue, 03 Apr 2012 21:37:00 -0400</pubDate><category>santorum</category></item><item><title>Election 2012: Did Rick Santorum Almost Call Barack Obama the N-Word?(via @Gawker)</title><description>&lt;a href="http://gawker.com/5897725/did-rick-santorum-almost-call-barack-obama-the-n+word"&gt;Election 2012: Did Rick Santorum Almost Call Barack Obama the N-Word?(via @Gawker)&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;Here’s a clip of Rick Santorum speaking at the Armory in Janesville, Wisc. on March 27, stumbling over a word that sounds a lot like the n-word. What on earth could he have been trying to say?&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://santorumheadlines.tumblr.com/post/20200008446</link><guid>http://santorumheadlines.tumblr.com/post/20200008446</guid><pubDate>Fri, 30 Mar 2012 21:22:23 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>"Santorum is revealing a dark side‎"</title><description>“Santorum is revealing a dark side‎”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/the-insiders/post/santorum-is-revealing-a-dark-side/2012/03/26/gIQACpuUcS_blog.html" target="_blank"&gt;http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/the-insiders/post/santorum-is-revealing-a-dark-side/2012/03/26/gIQACpuUcS_blog.html&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://santorumheadlines.tumblr.com/post/20108138618</link><guid>http://santorumheadlines.tumblr.com/post/20108138618</guid><pubDate>Thu, 29 Mar 2012 03:05:10 -0400</pubDate><category>santorum</category></item><item><title>"Santorum in area‎"</title><description>“Santorum in area‎”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.wdtimes.com/news/image_d731072a-78f1-11e1-b873-001871e3ce6c.html" target="_blank"&gt;http://www.wdtimes.com/news/image_d731072a-78f1-11e1-b873-001871e3ce6c.html&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://santorumheadlines.tumblr.com/post/20107583381</link><guid>http://santorumheadlines.tumblr.com/post/20107583381</guid><pubDate>Thu, 29 Mar 2012 02:39:50 -0400</pubDate><category>santorum</category><category>gop</category></item><item><title>"Santorum wins over conservative women‎"</title><description>“Santorum wins over conservative women‎”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0312/74612.html" target="_blank"&gt;http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0312/74612.html&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://santorumheadlines.tumblr.com/post/20107523290</link><guid>http://santorumheadlines.tumblr.com/post/20107523290</guid><pubDate>Thu, 29 Mar 2012 02:37:10 -0400</pubDate><category>santorum</category><category>gop</category></item><item><title>"As pressure builds, Santorum shows a dark side"</title><description>“As pressure builds, Santorum shows a dark side”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.reuters.com/article/idUSBRE82P16520120326" target="_blank"&gt;http://www.reuters.com/article/idUSBRE82P16520120326&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://santorumheadlines.tumblr.com/post/20031176929</link><guid>http://santorumheadlines.tumblr.com/post/20031176929</guid><pubDate>Tue, 27 Mar 2012 19:14:36 -0400</pubDate><category>santorum</category><category>gop</category></item><item><title>"Palin to Santorum: ‘Don’t Retreat’"</title><description>“Palin to Santorum: ‘Don’t Retreat’”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.usnews.com/news/blogs/ballot-2012/2012/03/27/palin-to-santorum-dont-retreat" target="_blank"&gt;http://www.usnews.com/news/blogs/ballot-2012/2012/03/27/palin-to-santorum-dont-retreat&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://santorumheadlines.tumblr.com/post/20031013337</link><guid>http://santorumheadlines.tumblr.com/post/20031013337</guid><pubDate>Tue, 27 Mar 2012 19:11:54 -0400</pubDate><category>santorum</category><category>sarah palin</category></item><item><title>"Santorum explodes on reporter: ‘That’s bulls—t’"</title><description>“Santorum explodes on reporter: ‘That’s bulls—t’”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nydailynews.com/news/politics/rick-santorum-explodes-york-times-reporter-jeff-zeleny-calling-romney-worst-republican-country-article-1.1050890?localLinksEnabled=false" target="_blank"&gt;http://www.nydailynews.com/news/politics/rick-santorum-explodes-york-times-reporter-jeff-zeleny-calling-romney-worst-republican-country-article-1.1050890?localLinksEnabled=false&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://santorumheadlines.tumblr.com/post/19979487734</link><guid>http://santorumheadlines.tumblr.com/post/19979487734</guid><pubDate>Mon, 26 Mar 2012 19:52:01 -0400</pubDate><category>santorum</category></item><item><title>"Polite applause for Santorum in PA"</title><description>“Polite applause for Santorum in PA”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;a href="http://earlyreturns.sites.post-gazette.com/index.php/early-returns-20/53-post-gazette-staff/4193-polite-applause-for-santorum-in-pa" target="_blank"&gt;http://earlyreturns.sites.post-gazette.com/index.php/early-returns-20/53-post-gazette-staff/4193-polite-applause-for-santorum-in-pa&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://santorumheadlines.tumblr.com/post/19864479346</link><guid>http://santorumheadlines.tumblr.com/post/19864479346</guid><pubDate>Sat, 24 Mar 2012 20:38:00 -0400</pubDate><category>santorum</category></item><item><title>"Getting rid of Santorum"</title><description>“Getting rid of Santorum”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/right-turn/post/getting-rid-of-santorum/2012/03/22/gIQA0qlTUS_blog.html" target="_blank"&gt;http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/right-turn/post/getting-rid-of-santorum/2012/03/22/gIQA0qlTUS_blog.html&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://santorumheadlines.tumblr.com/post/19809668509</link><guid>http://santorumheadlines.tumblr.com/post/19809668509</guid><pubDate>Fri, 23 Mar 2012 21:14:07 -0400</pubDate><category>santorum</category></item><item><title>"Santorum is barely holding on"</title><description>“Santorum is barely holding on”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/the-insiders/post/santorum-is-barely-holding-on/2012/03/19/gIQA3hEAOS_blog.html" target="_blank"&gt;http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/the-insiders/post/santorum-is-barely-holding-on/2012/03/19/gIQA3hEAOS_blog.html&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://santorumheadlines.tumblr.com/post/19651425753</link><guid>http://santorumheadlines.tumblr.com/post/19651425753</guid><pubDate>Tue, 20 Mar 2012 19:56:09 -0400</pubDate><category>santorum</category></item><item><title>"Gingrich worries about ‘committing a Santorum’"</title><description>“Gingrich worries about ‘committing a Santorum’”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;a href="http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2012/03/20/gingrich-worries-about-committing-a-santorum/?iref=allsearch" target="_blank"&gt;http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2012/03/20/gingrich-worries-about-committing-a-santorum/?iref=allsearch&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://santorumheadlines.tumblr.com/post/19651317107</link><guid>http://santorumheadlines.tumblr.com/post/19651317107</guid><pubDate>Tue, 20 Mar 2012 19:54:27 -0400</pubDate><category>santorum</category><category>gingrich</category></item><item><title>"Santorum’s Problems Go Way Beyond Porn, Polls Show"</title><description>“Santorum’s Problems Go Way Beyond Porn, Polls Show”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.forbes.com/sites/jamespoulos/2012/03/19/santorums-problems-go-way-beyond-porn/" target="_blank"&gt;http://www.forbes.com/sites/jamespoulos/2012/03/19/santorums-problems-go-way-beyond-porn/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://santorumheadlines.tumblr.com/post/19623558781</link><guid>http://santorumheadlines.tumblr.com/post/19623558781</guid><pubDate>Tue, 20 Mar 2012 07:52:39 -0400</pubDate><category>santorum</category></item><item><title>"Santorum gets push from the South"</title><description>“Santorum gets push from the South”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.newarkadvocate.com/article/20120317/OPINION01/203170318" target="_blank"&gt;http://www.newarkadvocate.com/article/20120317/OPINION01/203170318&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://santorumheadlines.tumblr.com/post/19504630870</link><guid>http://santorumheadlines.tumblr.com/post/19504630870</guid><pubDate>Sun, 18 Mar 2012 05:21:58 -0400</pubDate><category>santorum</category></item><item><title>"Santorum’s Southern Shot‎"</title><description>“Santorum’s Southern Shot‎”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;a href="http://blogs.ajc.com/jamie-dupree-washington-insider/2012/03/13/santorums-southern-shot/" target="_blank"&gt;http://blogs.ajc.com/jamie-dupree-washington-insider/2012/03/13/santorums-southern-shot/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://santorumheadlines.tumblr.com/post/19315664956</link><guid>http://santorumheadlines.tumblr.com/post/19315664956</guid><pubDate>Wed, 14 Mar 2012 19:58:15 -0400</pubDate><category>santorum</category></item><item><title>"Santorum’s Southern surge"</title><description>“Santorum’s Southern surge”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.reuters.com/article/2012/03/14/pictures-report-idUSRTR2ZBY9" target="_blank"&gt;http://www.reuters.com/article/2012/03/14/pictures-report-idUSRTR2ZBY9&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://santorumheadlines.tumblr.com/post/19315523897</link><guid>http://santorumheadlines.tumblr.com/post/19315523897</guid><pubDate>Wed, 14 Mar 2012 19:55:59 -0400</pubDate><category>santorum</category></item><item><title>"Santorum Takes the Deep South"</title><description>“Santorum Takes the Deep South”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;a href="http://blogs.wsj.com/wsjam/2012/03/14/santorum-takes-the-deep-south/" target="_blank"&gt;http://blogs.wsj.com/wsjam/2012/03/14/santorum-takes-the-deep-south/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://santorumheadlines.tumblr.com/post/19315307274</link><guid>http://santorumheadlines.tumblr.com/post/19315307274</guid><pubDate>Wed, 14 Mar 2012 19:52:31 -0400</pubDate><category>santorum</category></item><item><title>SANTORUM! Funny or Die</title><description>&lt;iframe src="http://www.funnyordie.com/embed/aec233e3df" width="400" height="266" frameborder="0"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/aec233e3df/santorum" title="'from Funny Or Die, Paul Rust, Marisa Pinson, and Brian Lane" target="_blank"&gt;SANTORUM&lt;/a&gt;! Funny or Die&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://santorumheadlines.tumblr.com/post/19176829303</link><guid>http://santorumheadlines.tumblr.com/post/19176829303</guid><pubDate>Mon, 12 Mar 2012 08:18:29 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Santorum go bye bye</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0rtx5mfjN1r9jufpo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;h2&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.dailykos.com/story/2012/03/09/1072483/-Santorum-go-bye-bye" id="titleHref" target="_blank"&gt;Santorum go bye bye&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h2&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://santorumheadlines.tumblr.com/post/19176733289</link><guid>http://santorumheadlines.tumblr.com/post/19176733289</guid><pubDate>Mon, 12 Mar 2012 08:12:40 -0400</pubDate><category>santorum</category></item><item><title>‘Santorum Girls’ music video creates Internet frenzy</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/U7pv7sO5Gng?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;h2 class="title"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nydailynews.com/news/election-2012/santorum-girls-music-video-creates-internet-frenzy-oklahoma-family-sings-gop-candidate-praises-article-1.1036026?localLinksEnabled=false" id="MAA4AEgBUABgAWoCdXM" title="Santorum Girls" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;span class="titletext"&gt;‘Santorum Girls’ music video creates Internet frenzy&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h2&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://santorumheadlines.tumblr.com/post/19176637510</link><guid>http://santorumheadlines.tumblr.com/post/19176637510</guid><pubDate>Mon, 12 Mar 2012 08:07:06 -0400</pubDate><category>santorum</category></item></channel></rss>
